David Hasselhoff – Hooked On A Feeling
We’re pretty much hooked on the feeling that David Hasselhoff is the reason why extraterrestrial contact has never been established and why we’re left to rot on this planet surrounded by space junk. “Hooked On A Feeling” is all the evidence you need to prove The Hoff’s crimes against human sanity.
Chuggo – C’mon Fuck A Guy
Notorious gangsta rap playboy Chuggo made his own way from da hood to the biggest unintentionally hilarious hip-hop act on the scene, and then back to da hood sewers again after his 15 mins of fame. In his efforts to keep it “real” by using misogynistic lyrics and uber machismo cred soaring, Chuggo’s ridiculous accent accidentally made his track “C’Mon Fucking Guy” sound like “C’mon Fuck a Guy”.
His debut album is about as subtle as strangling someone to make a point, but it’s equally effective. Legend says he still patrols the streets with his skullceptre and hopes to convince Kanye West to market another failed clothing line inspired by his look.
B4-4’s – Get Down
Perhaps one of the most epic music video editing fails of our generation. This remarkable disasterpiece made a typical 90s feel-good boy band pop song look like a darkly hilarious commentary on pedophiles. It’s a curious kid’s journey on a fine summer day around town while he gets stalked by orange, spiky haired 18-year-old pukka shell necklace and wife-beater wearing ancestors of the Jersey Shore cast.
As the kid continues to move about puzzled why Chris Hansen is taking so long to ask them to take a seat, they continue to croon exponentially more creepy and inappropriate lyrics like, “I will take you to places that you only think about when you’re asleep at night” and wanting to “know every inch of your body so I can set your spirit free”.